All In One

SALAM AIDILFITRI

2009-09-13T16:20:00.004+02:00

Salam Aidilfitri dari Ida dan Adam sekeluarga buat semua pembaca diluar sana.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA
MAAF ZAHIR & BATIN

FWD : PERIHAL SALAM AIDILFITRI

2009-09-08T10:34:00.003+02:00

Fwd : Perihal salam aidilfitri

Selamat menyambut ramadan mubarak buat semua mahupun dlm negeri atau pun luar negeri.

Syawal pun bakal menjelang tiba tak lama lagi. Rata rata dlm surat kabar, ramai yg ambik kesempatan utk menyampaikan salam aidilifitri, terutamanya mereka yg tak dapat balik beraya di kampung.

Cerita yg teman nak sampaikan kali ni agak lucu sekali. Satu hari tengah teman menguap nguap (almaklumlah poser kan), nak menghilangkan rasa mengantuk maka teman pun bukak lar paper nak baca berita terkini.

Terbukak lar pulak lebaran aidilfitri, ucapan ucapan aidilfitri segala bagai.

Yg teman tak tahannya ... dah namanya "salam aidilfitri", tentunya ruangan tu utk sampaikan salam hari raya kan.

Ada plak lar bloody goal sorang ni, bukannya dia buat ucapan, tapi dia sudah start cerita pasal hidup dia lar pulak kat ruangan tu.

Orang lain duk sampaikan salam. Dia plak bercerita mcm mana dia boleh tercampak kat negara yg dia duduk tu, berapa tahun dia kat situ dah bla bla bla.

Teman baca pun nak termuntah. Nampak sgt lar agak riak nak menunjuk. Sedikit sebanyak menunjukkan lar betapa jakunnya kau kan bila dapat duduk overseas, bila dapat kesenangan sikit.

Teman nak syorkan, lain kali kalau nak bercerita pasal kehidupan, apa kata request terus kat surat kabar tu, mintak satu page utk komer. Haaa lepas tu ikut sukahati komer lar nak cerita pasal dlm kain ke hapa ke, pasal anak anak dpt gi international school ka, pasal dpt naik business class sbb company sponsor ke (sbb kalau harap byr sendiri, mmg tak naik kapal terbang punya).

Sekian,
Teman yg mengantuk.

P/s : Lawak giler ... sapa makan cili, dia terasa pedas

Fwd: Tips Kejutkan Org Bersahur

2009-09-01T10:37:00.000+02:00

Bulan puasa ni, time untuk bangunkan orang bersahur adalah time paling crucial sekali.
Dibawah ni ada2 tips menarik untuk dicuba:-

Kalau nak kejutkan orang bangun tidur especially sahur..cam ni antara caranya..

1. pegang anak jari kiri/kanan sambil tu panggil nama dia perlahan lahan..
2. sentuh bahu org tidur tu..dan goyangkan perlahan lahan..sambil panggil nama dia...
3. renjis air kat muka dia...sambil panggil nama dia...
4. tampar tampar manja pipi dia..sambil panggil nama dia...
5. tutup kipas/air cond

tapi kalau still tak ada effect

1. jerit nama dia kuat kuat...
2. gigit ibu jari kaki dia..cam antu toyol gigit
3. simbah air sebaldi...kalau boleh air rendam baju dalam korang
4. tarik rambut dia sampai jatuh dari tilam
5. goyang badan dia kuat2 then jerit gempa bumi! gempabumi! tsunami!tsunami!
6. jerit api! api! api!
7. letak kfc ke mcd ke xpun ikan patin masak tempoyak yg baru dibeli sebelah hidung dia..bgi ambik bau sikit

tapi kalau still tak ada effect gak

1. pergi kat telinga dia...then sebut maa rabbuka! sambil seru nama dia byk kali...
2. pergi kat dia, baca je surah yaa sin!

tapi kalau still tak ada effect gak...ni je la cara terakhir

1. panggil je orang masjid/surau untuk uruskan...kerana tuhan lebih menyayanginya

REUNION EX-SMPT 1988-1992 AT HOTEL ISTANA (JULY 19)

2009-08-19T23:16:00.002+02:00

Oh my dear room mates left me sleeping safe and sound (al maklumlah jet lag pun tak hilang lagi kan). Didnt even realise what time they left. I was only awake at 11am to get ready for this special event when both of them returned to get ready.

Such a beautiful day ... meeting up friends that some of them, have not met since we left our school back in 1992.

We have changed a lot. Older, most of us, bigger in size hih hih hih. I also found out that quite number of them were divorced. It's non of my business really but looking at the rate, I was telling myself, maybe it's a trend in Malaysia to divorce or have affair.

Anyway ... the food.

Pingganku. Not berselera actually coz more excited to see long lost friends.

Old flame masa zaman beringus but not anymore!

Azi. She left the school after form 3 and so great to see her again.

My classmate yg kepala gila gila!!

The only science class that exist.
Out of 15, ni jer yg datang. 1 passed away (al fatihah to arwah Akmal), 1 in Japan, 1 holiday in US. The others, ada yg tak dpt dicontact.

With Woon, who's settling down in London now.

Time nyanyi lagu sekolah yg daku pun dah lupa.

With other friends.

We used to be good friends when we were in school. People call us twin. Somehow along the way, something went wrong that we drifted apart.

Shukor yg maintain.

He used to be the most good looking guy at school.

Dulu semetot, lar ni dah sama tinggi.

Pun anak polis jugak.

Mazlifah.

With Cikgu Latif.

The best math teacher ever, Cikgu Awal. The other one is Cikgu Khoo.

Mereka yg hadir.

With my english teacher, Cikgu Suzy, yg maintain cun ala ala awet muda giteww.

Maya oh maya. Ketemu jua akhirnya.

Raz.

Kembar si Azman, Azmi.

We were always together when we were in form 2.

After form 3, Ina left to a vokational school, leaving me and Hanim.

Halim, pun anak polis.

With the committee member who did a great job, organising our very first official reunion. Well done guys!!

Sis picked me up later on and met Aur and his girlfriend at Wangsa Maju.

Posing sebelum mencekik. The food there's really lousy!

Mak buyong.

What a day ... in fact ... what a great day!!

Updated on Sept 22

ISTANA HOTEL (JULY 18)

2009-08-18T23:13:00.001+02:00

Ok, lovely day as any other day. On this one particular lovely day, ibunya membuta al maklumlah makyung kan.

And since Im not there all the time and since I was kind of free, accompanied Nisha for hari sukan at her school. She didnt participate for the games but performing for the tarian.

Went together with Fandi. We had breakfast before that at a malay restaurant.

Teruk lar hai management sekolah ni. Lintang pukang. Kat area Saujana Utama yg entah berapa ratus ribu penduduk, sekolah plak ada satu. Nak organise sukan, imagine lar kan cemana.

Matahari menjelma so I started to sweat a lot.

Ni dia cik adik manis, tak sabar turn menari.

Yang hampah dan hapraknya (kesian kat budak budak nih), tgh menari sekali sound system kong. Betul lar diorang ni tak test sebelum tu ke hapa?? Dah budak budak tu menari without the music.

Then halfway ada balik sound ... so kena start dari awal. Sekali half way, kong balik sound. Betullah cokia dan hapraknya lar diorang organised this event.

Makuda, nenek and paksu mimi came for lunch. I didnt really snap pic coz was pretty busy. Cewah .. busy makan actually plus pot pet here, pot pet there.

I was kind of late to join my friends at Hotel Istana. Plan to meet another friend before that but was cancelled due to the time.

Ada Gps pun leh silap masuk jalan so imagine lar kan without Gps. Then nak masuk ke Bukit Bintang plak jalan jam. End up 11.30pm baru sampai.

It happens to be Mira's birthday so they celebrated it there.

Distributing my little gifts for the committee members.

So I joined them overnite there. Shared room with Ina Jono and Ros. We had our late supper at mamak's nearby.

LUNCH AT LILI'S (JULY 17)

2009-08-17T23:08:00.003+02:00

So, was invited to Lili's house. Let me explain again who is Lili.

We used to work in the same bank, RHB Merchant. She, a secretary in Treasury dept. Me, officer in Risk Mgt dept.

She's married to my pakcik sedara (dad's cousin). It's a must to see her few times during my holiday in Malaysia. She's great in cooking (altho she doesnt really eat 'em!!! She's on diet!!).

Yummylicious food.

My favourite chicken!!!!

Forgot to mention. Brought along Sarah si montel together with Fandi. Here are kanak kanak ribena, posing.

Back home, acik Fisha and her friend came and bawak Adam and Ida jejalan naik motor. Sket punya suka cik minah.

Tidak dijemput muahahahahaha maka berposinglah dia dgn mama dia.

Then atuk decided to bawak round naik motor.

Adam played badminton with paksu. Penat lar paksu nak mengejar.

The girls and Adam went to a park nearby with Atuk and nenek. Sket punya suker.

Bersama atuk pojaan hati.

Ida and nenek.

Pakteh with anak buahs.

Few people say that muka nak dekat sama. Tang mana pun gue tak taw lar.

Mengado ngado nak atuk urut. Bila atuk lepak tengok tv jer, dan dan tu dia meleseh kat sebelah mintak urut.

Buah hati mama.

Dont ask me what kind of game they were playing. But they seem to enjoy that game!!

FW: Don't put dry ice in your car seat without opening the window

2009-08-16T20:28:00.000+02:00

Good to know & remember ya......

Remember this esp when we buy lots of ice cream during Baskin Robbins
31st day offer!!!
They normally put dry ice in your ice cream pack if you buy a lot.

A friend bought four packs of ice cream and to prevent it from melting,
the seller put the dry ice amongst the ice cream. My friend put it at
the back seat (not the back of the car) and he started to drive with the
windows closed and the aircon on (as what we all do). Soon after that,
he had difficulty breathing and it was getting worse by minutes.
Luckily, he was in a traffic jam and when he almost fainted, beside him
was an ambulance. He dragged himself to the ambulance and got the oxygen
treatment. He was getting better on the way to the hospital.

The ambulance officer drove his car to the hospital and he had the same
experience. However, before his condition worsen, he opened up the
window and he can breathe easily. Only later, when my friend
returned to office and told his colleagues about his story, they pointed
to him that the dry ice was the problem. WHY?

Dry ice was made of CO2 and when it "melts", it becomes CO2 gas
immediately without leaving any wet mark (that is why it is called dry
ice).
CO2 is easier to be linked up in our blood and thus, when the dry ice
sublimes into CO2 gas, it fills the car room with it along with the air
con circulation and caused CO2 poisoning. So, don't put the dry ice
inside your car if you are using aircon with fully closed windows. You
must leave the windows open for such situation.

Hope this will help to prevent any fatality just from a small negligence
like this. Imagine if you have your children inside, they might be the
victim.

MEETING ROZIE (CHACHA) IN MELAKA (JULY 16)

2009-08-16T10:18:00.001+02:00

Ok ... another beautiful day ... meeting one cyber friend that Ive known for years but never get the chance to meet up. Me in KL, her in Melaka.

So finally after all these years, could meet you up, dear Chacha. You are always full of humor, full of inspiring and motivating words when I was feeling down. It's such a joy to have a friend like you.

Come to think about it, I am lucky to have great cyber friends whom, their hospitality towards me is like we have known for years. Alhamdulillah.

So we had lunch at her parent's house. Great food!! (Meleleh ayaq lioq while Im writing and looking at these pics).

Her mom, I call her auntie, indeed someone's very berkarisma. Rupanya she was a big boss before she decided to retired. The way she talked perghhhh tabik spring lar kat auntie. And very friendly one!!

Rupanya ada bela kucing so yg paling gumbiranya sudah tentew Adam and Ida.

He loves black cat!!

Cik adik pun suka.

Ini cik adik jugak takut ngan kucing macam mak dia ngehehehe.

Playing with the cat, sket punya suka.

Then we went to the pekan, beli souvenirs. Sempat gak budak budak ni posing ngan beca, jakunis jap si Adam sbb basikal mcm ni hehehe.

Maka berposing lar mereka mereka itew semua.

Actually the little girls were hoping for it to move keh keh keh.

In the beginning we wanted to go to the crocodile farm and Adam was so excited. Then we cancelled the plan. Too hot to walk outside and I was pretty tired so we left directly to KL.

We had dinner at Maksu's house. Time for dad memujuk maksu gitew yg merajuk. Adehh loteh den lar orang tua merajuk. Burok bebeno.

Another cute cat just like late Incruste!! Her name is Kuang but I call her Kuang Asam.

Oh bai roti, kita ketemu jua setelah berapa tahun. So so happy, buying things that I have eaten when I was small that I have not eaten since a long long time. Sket punya bangga bai roti ni orang ambik gambo.

Pakteh, baru balik kerja. Ida, manja with atuk.

With Kak Alya.

Dorian oh dorian I miss you.

What a lovely day indeed!!

FWD : GHOSTS JOKE

2009-08-15T10:06:00.001+02:00

1st ghost : How u died?

2nd ghost : I died of cold.

1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.

1st ghost : You're so pityful....
2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?

1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!

MEETING ZAHRA IN MALACCA (JULY 15)

2009-08-15T10:02:00.002+02:00

Dad's breakfast.

Makcik Nora's

Powernya teh tarik itewwww.

We reached Air Keroh about 2 hours later on, meeting up my new cyber friend, nick name Zahra. While waiting, posing adalah harus!

My sweet angel that I love so much.

Atuk dan nenek with cucus.

Adam with atuk pojaan hatinya.

The girls are just so sweet, wearing the same dress.

Pose ala ala indon tunggu bas. Si Adam kalau boleh nak masuk bawah ketiak atuk dia.

Susahnya nak posing ngan budak² nih.

Dapat tangkap sorang, sorang lagi dah lari.

We headed straight to her very famous briyani restaurant, if not mistaken Restaurant Haj Briyani.

Ida was in love with Zahra's little girl. Keep on complaining to me " but, but .. i dont have baby at home". Ni kes nak bawak balik lar nih.

We were given a very tip top service, semuanya dia hidangkan, lauk sket punya banyak!!

The damn yummylicious food cooked by Zahra herself!

Meleleh ayaq lioq den!!

The goodies from Zahra!!

We checked in at Seri Malaysia Hotel, near Air Keroh tol.

The girls, ready to terjun.

Enjoying ...

Mama miss you so much!

He found new friends and they are french boys. French ni ada dimana mana!

Main percik air with atuk. Lepas tu atuk suda kena percik air ngan Sarah.

Dad, posing.

Zahra joined us not long after.

Solat time.

Then we relaxed for awhile in our room. Right after Isyak, we left out for dinner nearby Zahra's house. She recommended us to eat at this place.

The lovely, kind hearted and generous couple. I wish I could have meet up your late father.

It was 1am and they invited us to their house to eat fruits.

Durian oh durian, i lap youuuuuuu.

To my new friend, Zahra. It was indeed great to meet you for the first time. I am blessed with internet friends, kind hearted like you, treating me and my family as if we have known since a long time.

Thank you so much for your hospitality. Dgn lunch, dinner, goodies for me, for the kids lagi .. mmg tak terbalas rasanya.

Thanx for everything ... insyallah we will meet again some other time.

PULAU CAREY AND DINNER WITH FRIENDS (JULY 14)

2009-08-14T09:59:00.001+02:00

I was awake pretty early. Tak cukup tido I must say, dah lar tido lambat. Couldnt really sleep. Panas satu hal, nyamuk satu hal, ngan Ida keep on merengek satu hal, ngan si Adam tido atas katil tergolek berapa kali ke lantai, satu hal. Nasib baik Ive thought about pulling the tilam of ida far away (her and me slept on the floor), otherwise, mau penyek si ida.

The plan wasnt to bring Sarah. Just Ida and Fandi, following me. Dad took Sarah upstairs but I took a long time to prepare the car that Sarah went downstairs and was crying after me, holding the door's grill.

Sebak rasa hati tengok as she's becoming closer to me since I went out with her yesterday. Keep on following me everywhere. Like this morning, I told her "Sarah, mama nak mandi yer, gi main bawah". She said ok.

It took me a long time to wash and mask my hair etc (tiap tiap ali mau basuh lambut ooooooooooooo) when I heard "mama, Yaya ada kat luar nih, lamanya mama mandi". Rupanya dia duduk kat luar, waiting for me.

Didnt have the heart to leave her so she went with us to Pulau Carey. Mmg lar patut hubby bengkek kalau gi sini mmg jauh bebeno, nak melantak punya pasal. Took me like 2 hours sbb lalu jalan kampung ulu mana ntah, sikit punya byk traffic light, cissss.

But dear Gps, I lap you bely much lar for guiding me the way.

My favourite asam boi. I remember minum sekali harung 3 gelas when I was pregnant of Ida that Mimi had to stop at a petrol station coz I had to vomit. Moral of the story, jgn gelojoh bila minum air asam boi hehehe.

Lili and Khadija. Tembam plak Khadija dlm gambar nih.

The damn bloody yummy food. Thanx to Mimi for the treat. Mcm dah jadi tradition plak dia belanja kat Pulau Carey hu huuuuuuuuuu.

Baby crab goreng.

Ikan masak asam.

Udang masak butter.

Sayur apa ek .. kailan ke?

Sotong.

Yg ni apa ek .. fish kut.

Kanak kanak riang ria.

At nite, met up ex classmates (sekolah menengah). Patutnya 4 orang, ended up 3 orang jer datang (dah lar kelasnya tak ramai student).

Ida, with her presents from Auntie Ina Jaya. Thank you auntie!!

Other pics taken by Azlan Ismun as my camera buat hal, takleh nak snap gambo.

Biasalah kan kalau dah jumpa si Ina Jaya ni, pot pet lar apa lagi.

My body guard. The day he lost his wallet. Lebur RM150.

Ida's presents on today by Auntie Lili.

Sarah pun dpt jugak tau from Auntie Ina Jaya.

Not to forget Adam.

Kiutnya lar hai cup cakes nih. Budak budak nak terkam but I immediately interruped saying "hoiiiiiiiii nanti dulu, ambik gambo dulu" ngehehehehe.

FWD : CHINESEMAN AND SPIELBERG

2009-08-14T09:51:00.001+02:00

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to
him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your
Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

BUKIT BINTANG (JULY 13)

2009-08-13T09:56:00.003+02:00

Surprisingly I was awake around 8.30am when I fell asleep only around 6am. Same as Adam.

Adam was awake pretty early too. Was in a good mood. The latest one was Ida and it was atuk who carried her downstairs so he was making hugs with atuk in the morning.

I must say that I am so relief to see Ida, behaving well, friendly with anyone especially atuk.

Atuk is so proud.

Adam, baru bangun tido and his breakfast is durian hehehe.

The damn maveles durian.

Lepas makan durian, manja ngan atuk sekejap (mulut bau durian pun takper kan Tok)

Alah cayang bucuk mama, suka betul berposing.

My sweetheart.

Cepatnya dia dah besar. I like to usik her, asking "kak ,dah tumbuh tetek tak?". Punyalah dia marah keh keh keh.

Makan kerang with atuk kesayangan.

Kamceng lar plak.

The lunch.

My kids, manja time with atuk pojaan hati.

Ida with pakteh.

Went out to Low Yatt with Aur. Left my kids with Atuk, kasi diorang manja. Brought only Sarah (Nisha was at school that time).

Sikit punya suka buah hati mama yg buragas ni.

On the way back, had a drink at Jalan Semarak to meet up my other bro, Karma.

Sejuk hati tengok. Kak Nisha, teaching Adam mengaji. Kak Nisha dah baca Al Quran dah.

Dinner.

Hantu satay.

The dinner.

Big apple donuts that ive been longing for.

Backdated on September 13 @ 22:08

FWD : SOALAN MAUT

2009-08-13T09:49:00.000+02:00

Suatu pagi seorang anak yang baru masuk sekolah primary bertanya kepada daddynya,

'Daddy.daddy. ...sex tu apa, daddy..?'

Terkulat-kulat si ayah. Terfikir dia tentang arus kemodenan zaman
sekarang yang membuatkan manusia berfikiran terbuka, termasuklah anak-
anak yang masih kecil. Sesuai dengan konsep pendidikan seks yang sedang
hangat dibincangkan, mulalah si ayah mencari-cari jawapan yang sesuai
dengan harapan anaknya takkan tertinggal dalam arus pendidikan moden.

Maka si ayah pun memberikan jawapan secara mengkiaskan kumbang dan
bunga,telur yang yang menetaskan berudu dan seterusnya menjadi
katak, hujan serta benih yang mencetuskan tunas, diikuti dengan
pembentukan bayi dalam kandungan.

Sebelum mengakhiri jawapannya itu, si ayah menyelitkan pula kisah
percintaan antara dia dan mamanya sejak dari zaman sekolah menengah
lagi hinggalah kepada kelahiran seorang bayi comel iaitu si anak yang
bertanya itu. Tiba-tiba si anak menangis teresak-esak. Si ayah kehairanan.

'Eh kenapa ni?'

Si ayah bertanya kehairanan. Si anak masih juga menangis.

'Jawapan daddy tu panjang sangat, tapi tempat nak tulis jawapan ni
pendek. Daddy ajalah yang tulis, waaaaa!!!!'

Kata si anak lantas menyerahkan buku latihan Bahasa Inggerisnya yang
pada muka depan tertulis.... .

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NAME : ............ ......... ......... ....
SCHOOL : ............ ......... ......... ...
CLASS : ............ ......... ......... ....
SEX :........... ......... ......... .....

OH MALAYSIA (JULY 12)

2009-08-12T21:37:00.002+02:00

So we reached KLIA around 9.45pm. The kids were sleeping. It was easy to wake up Adam. He's a big boy now and he knows we're going to see his atuk so he wasnt complaining (that's unusual).

We waited till all the passengers left, then we made our move. Bawak budak budak, ngan 4 hand luggages lagi, ada karang yg pot pet pot pet kena tunggu for me to take off from the cabin. So mind as well I just wait.

Already reminded Ida since at home and all the time that she has to be nice with Atuk. Salam and peluk bila jumpa.

Adam helped me to push one trolly. With 9 baggages, 1 trolly is not enough. What a good boy, helping his mother with the trolly. Cik adik biasalah kan. Duduk atas one of the bags.

But keluar je kat pintu, the moment they saw atuk, dgn si Adam tinggalkan trolly yg dia tolak kat tengah tengah, dgn si Ida sekali berlari sambil cakap "atukkkkkkkkk" then dua dua melompat peluk atuk.

Oh dear, sejuk hati tengok diorang sayang atuk. Am so surprise that Ida did the same. Not like the last time lar takut abes ngan atuk hih hi hhih.

So they came with only one car. Everything fits in, surprisingly altho dua seats kat belakang kena lipat sbb tak muat.

Indeed, it's always great to be back to tanah tumpahnya darahku.

Pics on today.

Sis siap bekalkan dlm keta ngan kuih teow kerang kegemaran ku. Mmg maveles (oh how i miss this so much!!)

Cayang bolat mama neh!!

Atuk dgn dua cucu daranya.

Pakteh dan anak buahs nya.

Ida with paksu.

FLIGHT TO DUBAI (JULY 12)

2009-08-12T12:24:00.001+02:00

So the transit was at Dubai. Hell lot of people there. Our transit lasted 4 hours. Didnt do any shopping as I was thinking, better do it with hubby, let the banker pay hih hih hih. He did gave his card to me but hey ... save it for the last one ngehehehe. Bergeliganya otak haku kan kalau bab mengabiskan duit laki.

The flight with Emirates from Paris to Dubai wasnt that good. In fact I hate flying with Emirates. This is the first time and the last time. The only good thing about Emirates, the food and goodies for the kids. In terms of service, muka stewardess mcm taik.

Why is it kalau pempuan jer muka mcm tgh period? Kalau lelaki ok lar plak. Conclusion, kaum pempuan mmg byk songeh!!!

The kids were indeed great and easy to take care off. Of course bila time diorang bergurau, main geletek geletek, mmg tak tahan lar, agak tension sbb wouldnt want other people to complain.
Muka tak sabar nak balik kampung.

Another lousy thing about Emirates is the way they managed the passengers at the airport. Where else with Malaysia Airline, everything is well done, people dont have to queue a long time.

Priority given to those with kids where else with Emirates, if you dont open your big mouth to that people of shit working at the entrance, you have to fight to queue with others. Haprak betul!!

MALAYSIA HERE WE COME!!! (JULY 11)

2009-08-11T12:22:00.001+02:00

The day has come. When I thought I still have 30kg extra, after weighing all the bags again, I realised that Im over by 6kg, meaning 96kg. Imagine that!! There I went stress trying to take off what I could, to be carried in the plane.

Kelam kabut day and this was the day that the men came to replace all the windows. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. 8am and "ding dong" on the doll and we were sleeping like a little baby.

Had lunch with MIL but I didnt really have appetite to eat.

I could set in order the house, vacummed the living room so that everything is clean and proper for hubby.

We left at 3pm, not wanting to be caught in the traffic jam as it's predicted that it will be a 'black day" as it's the biggest depart for summer holiday.

Indeed there were few traffic jams on the way but it wasnt too bad and we were not stress. The kids fell asleep in the car.

I was kind of worried about the extra baggages that I have. We were in advance and had to wait 2 hours to check in.

Lombap ya amat Emirates nih but I was lucky to fell down on a nice french girl (usually i avoid going to a counter with a girl, servicing us coz the girls can be pretty harsh. We exceeded the limit but she said that we reached the max limit.
Phewww. Alhamdulillah.

Time to go. The kids keep asking why am I crying. Pretty embarassing especially i couldnt stop when we were at the imigration.
Hubby kept on waving on us till he couldnt see us anymore. He bought lot of goodies for the kids in the flight. Merci papa.

Je t'aime mon amour ...

BAD DAY (JULY 10)

2009-08-10T12:22:00.000+02:00

Bad day for me with one bad news which ruined my mood for the whole day. My poor husband, had to deal with me.

Ida was awake at 4am just like any other morning, wanting her "cucu". From that on, i couldnt sleep despite forcing myself to do so.

Lasted till 6am that I decided to just wake up. Great, did my subuh and went to the basement.

Could iron lot of clothes this morning, trying to finish so that everything is done before I go. Even the dirty clothes were done.

Ida's hand luggage in which I doubt she will carry it.

Some of the luggages.

FWD : SALT

2009-08-10T10:38:00.000+02:00

" Good one" just for laugh "TO ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE"
This incident happend last week on the air....

Yasmin Yusof, a DJ on Radio 4 asked listeners on her radio
program to call to answer trivia questions.

The first caller
to give the correct answer would get a prize from the sponsor.

She asked:
"Can anyone out there tell me the household name of Sodium
Chloride"

A caller who is a housewife called up eager to answer the
question. Not knowing the answer to the question, she asked
Yasmin for a clue.

"Something you put on your husbands eggs in the morning." she
said.

The lady confidently said : "Talcum powder".

Yasmin Yusof did not return to the air until after a few songs!

VERY BUSY DAY (JULY 9)

2009-08-09T12:19:00.001+02:00

Thought that it will be a relax day but not at all. After hubby's meeting with the comptable with MIL, lot of documents needed to be filled up. Nice ... the person in charge is me!

It's been few days that hubby started feeling sad each time talking about us leaving him. His eyes will full with tears each time he's talking about the kids, when they will be in Malaysia.

So his reminder that he told me hundreds of time:
1. You take care of my babies, they are french, dont let them with people of shit, always have en eye on them.
2. Buy water in a bottle for them, not from the pipe and no ice for my kids
3. Buy whatever they want or ask you.
4. Dont drive far away to see your friends, if they want to see you, it's them to come to you.

Yolah bang oi.

Here's Ida, the badut of the day.

Camno lar hati bapak dia tak cayaq.

Dah ada rumah pun nak jugak buat rumah kotak!! Semak betul mata memandang!!

LAST MINUTE SHOPPING (JULY 8)

2009-08-08T12:17:00.001+02:00

I found out yesterday that the baggage limit for each person has changed from 20kg to 30kg!! But with Emirates hokayyy. MAS I think still the same, 20kg per person.

Hand luggage, 7kg per person where else with MAS is only 5kg.

So total 90kg for me anak beranak not including the hand luggage. I still have extra weights huh huuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Hubby left to Paris with MIL for a meeting with the comptable and me, left to Auchan to buy chocs, biscuits and sweets plus another big bag to carry. Gone 130Euros. Told Adam "hurry up we set in order everything before your father comes back". Coz I know if he sees this, he will pot pet pot pet for buying so many things for people.

With 6big bags to check in, I still have extra 12kg... isnt that amazing or what!!

Just cant imagine handling those baggages alone, one trolly wont be enough at KLIA. Already told Adam to help me to push the second trolly and he agreed. I always know that I can count on him.

Cik adik manis ni of course lar kan tak leh diharap punya.

MALAYSIA AND ITS VIRUS INFULENZA A H1N1

2009-08-05T19:06:00.002+02:00

We read on the news and newspapers about this virus with few cases involving death.

Politicians keep on saying loud about their involvement against this virus and yet the virus is spreading more and more.

Why? On today I know why.

I'm down with fever and cough. The first thing that came to my mind was this virus. I remember that last sunday I went to the Pc Fair next to KLCC, there were lot of people .. really lot of people!!

There are few private clinics around this area but I doubt they do the test for this virus.

So off we went to the government hospital, Hospital Sg Buloh. Were told that the visit is based on appointment only and the staff told us to go to the nearest government clinic.

Fine, we went to that clinic situated at Kg Melayu Sg Buloh.

Every where, on the entrance door, on the wall .. i mean everywhere, stated that "WE DON'T DO THE TEST FOR THE VIRUS INFLUENZA A H1N1"

When it was my turn, basically the doctor just ask what's the problem and only check my breathing. She doesnt ever take my temperature!

I asked her about the virus, she told me they dont do the test and most of private clinics dont do the test either. They will only admit you to the hospital if your case is chronic.

In other word, dah nak mampus baru diorang do something!!

This is Malaysia ... politic is politic. If you are Datuk or Datin, you will get a first high class service. If you are just an ordinary people, expect nothing but the lowest service.

They say out loud about their participation against this virus. They say "just go to the hospital directly if you have the symptoms".

Problem is hospital and clinics dont do the test and only when you are chronic they will entertain you.

And the government, the politicians and all that are complaing about the virus which cases becoming more and more.

All I can say about Malaysia is .... politic is politic ... cakap bukan main lantang lagi tapi habuk pun tarak. Pegey daaaaaaaaaaa.

Now I am grateful that Im not living here! Poor thing for the others though.

HAIRCUT (JULY 4)

2009-08-04T12:14:00.002+02:00

The kids in the morning...tatak mandi oo tapi sudah mau do some painting ...

Sexy mama ...

Lihat pinggangku, ramping kannnnn

Working time for Adam.

Lari sana lari sini for cik adik.

The guys went for a hair cut just opposite the shop. Later on Ida joined them. When I went to see them, she was sitting comfortably in a chair and one lady was washing her hair. Grrrrrrrrrr. We knew she always wanted to go to the hair saloon like the guys. Tak perlu gunting pun in the end nak gak gunting rambut. Ni dia muka gumbira.

Looking good with his hair short.

She was just like at home, a mini lady, as if she get used going to hair saloon. Cheh ngado ngado ko yer. She was charged more than the guys!!! 20Euros for her, 19Euros for hubby and 15Euros for Adam. Imagine! Padahal budak kecik nih.

Then we left to Decathlon for a shopping, buying new swimming suit for Ida. Sudaaaaaaaaaaa Ida did her shopping, taking this and that. In fact, we all have our own stuff hih hi hhih.

On the road at the wrong time, at the wrong place, resulting us to be stuck in the jam for 2 hours grrrrrrrrrrr.

Here's Ida with her new swimming suit.

Mengacau abangnya adalah satu kemestian....

Abang Adam busy snorkellng while Ida catching the ducks hehehehe

My girl that I love so much

Tired face.

CEDRIC AT HOME (JULY 3)

2009-08-03T22:33:00.001+02:00

Cedric at home as we invited him to be with us the whole day.

We went for a bowling in the afternoon, after having our lunch in a restaurant at Bellepine.

My boy

Playing

Funny kan some kiddies nih ... taknak mengalah. Kata pernah main kasut ngan roda, bila kita suruh buat, dia kata tak tau. Then kita ajak main bowling, dia kata pernah main bowling, bila suruh main, baling bola mcm baling kelapa, nak pecah piste tuh dibuatnya.

Bila Adam buat gaya melompat dlm swimming pool, dia duk critic kata tak betul. Bila kita suruh buat, dia kata takut. So I did the mathematic test for both Cedric and Adam, to see who's the fastest to answer (am loving this especially when it is my boy the first one to answer ngehehehe). So ok, Cedric couldnt answer it faster than Adam so I gave him a simple question. 18+2? Jawabnya 33. Si Adam on the other hand bantai gelak.

It was the first time for Ida to play bowling. Kasut ada size 28 so agak besar coz her size is around 26-27. Papa helped her all the time.We only played 1 game, tempat tarak aircond then Ida started to buat perangai, nap time. So we left back. Tak tido pun grrrrrrrrrrrr.

42° (JULY 2)

2009-08-02T22:30:00.001+02:00

Reached 42° in the afternoon .. boy oh boy.

I could get an appointment at 9am for Adam. So Ida went to school alone, bringing the chocolate cake that I did for her class.

Phewww lega, it's not chicken pox that Adam's having. This morning received a call from his teacher telling us that few kids got the same rashes. So conclusion is, they got it during the outing at the forest last Tuesday.

Even doctor Nera says that probably it's the forest. Ada lar kut ulat bulu terkena kat budak² ni kut hih hih hih.

Busy day in the office. Fuhh, i need a bonus bosssss. Pretty hot in the office in the basement sbb ada matahari. Kalau kat toys room mmg sejuk sih. That's why too im doing ironing there now.

I guess im gonna have to botakkan my daun kesum before going back coz for sure no one will take care of it. As it requires lot of water, needed water few times a day, for sure akan kiok punya and the veranda is so damn hot during summer, when outside is like 36°, in the veranda can reach like 42° ... bisa mati daun kesum ku. So sebelum dia kiok, baik ku kiokkan dulu, baru puas hati.

So Adam was so happy to be alone at home without kena kacau by his lil sister. Playing peacefully and sometimes he was singing.

He went to buy pizzas for lunch as I was in the basement finishing my work. Tarak masa mau masak oo.

Then at 1.30pm, hubby sent him back to school. Kiranya gi sekolah setengah ari. Anyway, he has to bring back all his stuff.

Panasnya Ya Tuhan. Teringat plak grandma would be saying "kat neraka lagi panas" hih hih hih.

As yesterday's plan to have Cedric was cancelled, decided to have him on Friday. Talked to his father and he said yes. Terjemput plak mandi swimming pool right away so he followed us dgn gumbiranya.

Never seen him so happy like this when he was playing in the water. Keep on saying of how great it was. They played quite a long time. Then I joined them. Mmg siok ooo air suam suam gitewww.

Lihat perutku, tak ramping kannnnnnnnn. Pandai plak dia kaver perut dia hih hih hih.

Gaya melompat.

Jeff Hardy's style katanya.

His mother came to fetch him around 7.30pm. Sib baik dah mandi in the basement.